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Post by Alien-Child on Apr 1, 2014 22:15:42 GMT -5
"Not until a few years until the real Pheonix Wright is invented." @blackkingnumemon@ "Um... uh..." Black King Numemon stammered. Shifting his exposed eye back and forth, he can tell the audience is muttering about, "B-BUT I DID!" @kingsukamon@ "You did?" King Sukamon tilted up a brow, @blackkingnumemon@ "Indeed! Right in the mountain of trash there's a statue that right on its pedestal it says 'HERO' um... but its a bit dusty, so uh... who knows what it really says, right? RIGHT?"
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Apr 1, 2014 22:20:00 GMT -5
".................let me get this straight. You think that the real savior of File Island... is based on a statue with the non-named version of Hero...?"
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Post by Alien-Child on Apr 1, 2014 22:22:34 GMT -5
@blackkingnumemon@ "Um... what's wrong with that?"
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Apr 1, 2014 22:25:02 GMT -5
"............." *................* "............................" ".................................." "Your Honor, can we bring in this statue BlackKingNumemon mentioned and see how he came up with this mistake?" He asked.
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Post by Alien-Child on Apr 1, 2014 22:28:41 GMT -5
@kingsukamon@ "Very well." (Time-Skip) "Ugh! UGH!" The Numemons grunted as they pulled in a statue, looking quite like how Black King Numemon described. "Sorry about the pedestal, we couldn't bring it." A Numemon panted, then lifted up a pair of goggles, "Also, these turn out not to be part of it."
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Apr 1, 2014 22:32:07 GMT -5
"What... the hell...?" "That's Goku!" He gasped. "He's a famous fictional hero in Japan from Dragonball!" "So... basically... you've mistaken the savior of File Island from a statue of a fictional character...?" He dryly asked BlackKingNumemon.
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Post by Alien-Child on Apr 1, 2014 22:35:54 GMT -5
@blackkingnumemon@ "I TOLD YOU I'M NOT OTAKU!" BlackKingNumemon snorted. "That's Goku?" A numemon pokes the statue, "Where's his monkey tail?" "Wish people threw more tapes of the newer episodes." Another pouted, "All we get are stupid filler." @kingsukamon@ "Prosecutor, do you have anything to say?" @blackkingnumemon@ "Uh...uh... well... HE STILL BROKE ALL MY BONES!" He exclaimed.
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Apr 1, 2014 22:36:56 GMT -5
"Isn't Numemon suppose to slugs?" He asked, arms crossed. "...meaning... they lack BONES?"
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Post by Alien-Child on Apr 1, 2014 22:40:11 GMT -5
@blackkingnumemon@ "Uhhh...." He shifted his eyes back and forth, unable to say anything.
@kingsukamon@ "Well then, looks like you boys are cleared for pretty much everything." King Sukamon said, looking through the moldy paper, "EXCEPT FOR THE USEAGE OF SHAMPOO!"
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Apr 1, 2014 22:43:25 GMT -5
"W-Well... uh..." "Your Honor, if I may... earlier, while this... Prosecutor was making his statement... I can't help but wonder... did you really lose three or five advisers before you got to this lair?"
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Post by Alien-Child on Apr 1, 2014 22:47:56 GMT -5
@kingsukamon@ He shrugged, "Pretty sure. I don't really keep track of most my employees, but I know my previous ones didn't have a mustache.... or was black." "Speaking of which, if there's a Black King Numemon, shouldn't there be a King Numemon?" He shrugged.
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Post by candescence on Apr 1, 2014 22:48:49 GMT -5
"We don't use shampoo! We use Magical Girl Cleanliness Magicâ„¢!" "That's... Not what it's called." She was still having a laughing fit over the Goku statue.
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Apr 1, 2014 22:50:19 GMT -5
"I'm just wondering why he's even called BlackKingNumemon..." He said. "I mean... there's a KingSukamon here who is a ruler, so why...?" "How were they killed? Natural death or murder?" He asked. "Because if it was murder... we can solve it if you remove the charge of useage of shampoo?"
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Post by Alien-Child on Apr 1, 2014 22:54:33 GMT -5
@kingsukamon@ "Hmm, let's see..." He counted on his crappy fingers, "One was flushed down the toilet... another was eaten by somebody who thought he was a normal poo... another was chased away by daughter's advancements..." "Yo-HOO!" Said daughter winked at Hakase from the corner of the room. @kingsukamon@ "I've forgotten about the others though..." @blackkingnumemon@ "I am a King of the Numemons! I am part of this royal family, who'll be next in line for the throne (after the queen and their children perish that is...)"
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Post by Ninetalesuk on Apr 1, 2014 22:57:42 GMT -5
".........." Coughing, he walked over to where BlackKingNumemon is. "So, tell me... did you do anything to get rid of the competition to become a royal adviser...?"
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