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Post by AnT on Dec 8, 2013 18:38:15 GMT -5
Behold; File Town - Also known as the Village of Beginnings. And in it had one angry customer in a store. "You mean you don't have ANY clothes for humans?" "Well at least not ones your size." "And you have a cute dress, right there too. Not one a size small?! How is it you keep this cheap store in business?" "This store is really for Digimon, ma'am." Sitting outside said store was a brown-haired girl, with a dull face, quietly reading a book. Stepping outside said store was a red-haired girl with a puffy pout. "So they didn't have anything in a size zero, then?" she asked with a monotone voice, while still reading a book. "Very funny," she frowned.
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 8, 2013 18:50:49 GMT -5
And in a different part of town, specifcally in front of a store that seemed geared towards weaponry... "...oh. My. Glob. That looks so... heroic!" Standing directly outside of this store, this white-hatted boy was just standing in place and admiring the various swords and armors that were on display, quite a few which caught his eye on account of looking 'heroic', so to speak. Needless to saw, he was awed. "I gotta get one of those...!"
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Post by AnT on Dec 8, 2013 19:11:03 GMT -5
"You're taking this hallucination a little too well." she said, turning a page. "Danna, if all life gives you is a t-shirt and sweatpants, make a cute little pink sundress with a silk skirt. Course I would go to an actual store if all this weird town had was some weird costume store." "Yea. The actual costume store you usual go to would have the Cashmans logo." "Ha. You're one to talk about fashion."
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 8, 2013 19:14:41 GMT -5
Eventually, he just couldn't keep himself from running right into the weapons store, slapping his hands down on the counter. "Yo, how much for one of your swords, mister?!" he called out quite enthusiastically.
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Post by AnT on Dec 8, 2013 19:31:57 GMT -5
"More than what you're giving me, I'm afraid. And weapons are only for Digimon." Looking around, "You think we lost that onion ninja, by the way?" "Oh god..." she groaned, rolling up her eyes.
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 8, 2013 19:42:50 GMT -5
"Wait, really?" He looked back at some of the weapons with a small hum, before he looked back at the clerk. "But what if I conquered a dungeon with one of those weapons? Heroes need proper equipment; it's like hero law and stuff!"
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Post by AnT on Dec 8, 2013 20:17:23 GMT -5
@floramon@ Before the clerk could say anything, a flower creature ran through the streets, screaming, "THE PRIMARY VILLAGE IS DESTROYED!! WE DON'T HAVE A PRAYER!! AAAAAAAH!!" From this, all the nearby Digimon screamed in terror and ran in panic. Wondering why everyone was so scared, "Uh...that's bad, right?" "Why don't we ask the Muppet rejects, as soon as they stop acting like the world is doomed?" she dryly asked.
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 9, 2013 2:07:51 GMT -5
"Huh?" Quickly hearing all this panic, he hurried out into the streets, looking about. "Uh, hey, what's the matter? You guys, wait!" "Oh, they're panicking because things are lookin' bleak, is all." Hearing that voice, he glanced towards it. "Why's that?" At that point, this cartoon-like dog stretched right over to the boy, simply shrugging. "The Primary Village is like the birthplace of Digimon. You don't have that, you don't have a prayer." "Wha- really? Man, that's junk!" He seemed upset to know this, but then blinked. "Uh... then why aren't you panicking like all the others?" "Eh, I panicked preemptively, so I wouldn't panic right now." After saying that, he held out his hand, letting it stretch out in a corkscrew as it stopped before the boy. "Name's Doggymon." With a small nod, as if that made perfect sense to him, he simply took the hand in return. "I'm Zack." Then he looked around. "But look at them all freaking out... someone should try and help them out." "Yeah, but who's gonna calm down this buncha folks before they just panic all around?"
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Post by AnT on Dec 9, 2013 2:15:59 GMT -5
"The Digi-Pope?" she dryly said, sarcastically, of course, as she read her book. "YYYYYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" ".....oh no." the girls groaned, looking up. And suddenly, something crashed into the road, with a big thud that made dust explode. "DRAMATIC ENTRANCE NO-JUTSU!!" Which happened to be some kind of ninja that was shaped like an onion. Closing her book, she hit her forehead on it. "Not you again..."
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 9, 2013 2:18:13 GMT -5
With a very neutral expression, he just looked back at Doggymon. "You know that guy?" "Nah, I don't. He's just wacked-out in the thinkbox. Think's he's been watching too much junk." "Hm." Somewhat strange that all this odd nonsense really didn't seem to phase him all that much.
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Post by AnT on Dec 9, 2013 2:24:19 GMT -5
"Haven't you bothered other people? More in Becky's category?" she asked, jerking her thumb at said girl. "Hey!!" "This a time of crisis, Danna-sama kun chan! Our way to cheat death is no more, so I must protect you girls. It is the way of the ninjaaaaa!!" he shouted, raising a sword in the air, dramatically. "And 100 milligrams of Ritalin isn't the way of the ninja, huh?" "Nope. There isn't enough of that to take care of my EXTREME ADHD!!!!"
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 9, 2013 2:26:57 GMT -5
He couldn't help but chuckle just a bit at this. "Man, yous were right. He is wacked-out." "Like I told ya." With a simple hum, he then pulled a violin out of nowhere and began playing it. "What're you doing now?" "Playing the viola to get my nerves in check. Just so I don't panic post-emptively too." "...yeah, that makes sense."
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Post by AnT on Dec 9, 2013 2:43:57 GMT -5
"....I should find a way out of here before this dream shuts off my nerves." she sighed, getting up. "Coming Becky?" Turning around... She found the red-head leaning by the boy, batting her eyes. "Hii~. I play violins too." "Oh god..." That poor guy.
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Post by YolkaEd on Dec 9, 2013 5:47:56 GMT -5
He blinked a little when she leant towards him like that. "Uh... that's cool. I don't play it, though." With a light chuckle, he kept playing, shifting into a Mozart suite. "Dude, she's checking you out." "...wait, she is?" A lightly flushed expression crossed his face as he quickly glanced to the side. "Uh, I... well, I..." Poor guy indeed; this stuff wasn't his forte.
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Post by AnT on Dec 9, 2013 9:04:55 GMT -5
Giggling, "By the way, can you get me a soda? Preferably-eep!" That was Danna pulling her back. "Now is not the time to be spreading brain damage to your prey." "Hey, talking to cute boys is how I don't panic post-emptively!" she argued.
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